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"This reminds me of the time that I was trapped in a water bed"
-Portlandia

"It's not even a real strip club! It's a car wash with a room in the back"
-SNL

"If I was on a desert island and could only have one book, I'd choose "Atlas Shrugged." Because that's 1,088 pieces of toilet paper"
-Stephen COlbert

"You poor woman. Dealing with Bart has turned your mind to ketchup water. You rest."
-Homer, The Simpsons

"It's Friday. Brain, you're out. Liver and wallet, you're in."
Men's Humor- twitter

"LIZ: My bunions are out of control.The doctor says the only explanation is that one of my ancestors mated with a dinosaur."
-30 Rock, liz lemon

"Can two people fall in love over a benign gonad cyst?"
-30 Rock

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